Diamonds must be forever... I guess that's why most of you ladies out there never got one from your so called men/boyfriends. Lately, I've been running into a spree of friends who are pregnant for guys who have no intention of taking them out to dinner, much less, marrying them. Let me give you a story.
I have a friend, lets call her Jane. Jane is pregnant. She is having Johns baby. John Thomas Martin I is married and has a 2 month old baby. Johns baby's name is, well lets call him John Thomas Martin II. Do you see where I am going with this. His baby has the same exact name as he does. Getting back to Jane. Her baby is due in a few months and guess what she is naming her baby??? John Thomas Martin III.
Now for goodness sake, can someone please tell me why Jane is being so stupid. John will have 2 children with the same exact name. And guess what???? They live in the same f'in building.
When Johns wife found out that Jane was pregnant she was a little bit upset but not shocked. She also found out that Jane started dating her husband 1 month after they got married. Me, being the good friend that I wish I wasn't, am so tired of listening to this soap opera. I rather be listening to R Kelly's trapped in the closet at this point.
See Johns wife, that stupid bitch isn't going anywhere, because her diamond is forever. Her man isn't leaving her. But Jane thinks she is getting a ring. She was sooo wrong.
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John Thomas Martin III...Damn, the prestige...of being the OTHER son, wow...
What is up with that for real! And can I tell you that I am SOOOOO mad that "jane" is naming her child the III...that is so not cute!
Wow!!! Can you please arrange for them all to go on Jerry Springer. WE can have some type of viewing party.
oh and...I got a story to tell. My stepfahter and one of his brothers has the same first name. Ya see, his mother remarried to a man who wanted a Junior. Just so happens that that Junior would have the same first name as my stepfather. Hee-hee. But damn, at least the mother was married to both men.
you aren't trapped in r.kelly's closet...you are trapped in jane's closet...
OMG! that's crazy! *shaking head*
Uh, yeah, see, uhm, I'm gonna need you to get off your duff and post...Hee-hee.
OMG, can we talk about eternal mental scarring here? Poor babies...what kind of future do they have with such f'ed up parents?
Besides the foolishness of having a child with someone married in your building, and then giving the child the same name, can she at least move to another damn building? That wife needs to whip both of their asses for disrespecting her like that.
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