I will just like to start off by saying that sadly I will not be in attendance at the blogger meetup in Chicago. I am a bit bitter about it because I do really want to go. I have to start work the next day.
I am sick and tired of hearing Cee talk about Chicago. "Do you think I should wear this", "I wonder who else is staying in my hotel", "My flight..... blah blah blah blah" that's all I hear! Quite frankly, at this point, I don't care who goes to Chicago, how much fun you guys have, how much you can't remember because you drank too much, etc. I am taking a week off of blogging because every blog i read says something about Chicago and that shit didnt even come yet.
For the the July 4th weekend, I hope you guys have no fun. I hope everyone shows up really late. I hope it rains, and when I say rains, I mean pours! I hope your hotels SUCK! I hope your drinks are watered down and the food is not worth the money. You get my drift!
With all that said get there and get back safely! :)
By the way, did you see the EVE SEX TAPE???????
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Juwanna Men Do it Again
Last night, I had nothing better to do so I decided to go Madison Square Garden to watch the Liberty vs. Stars. I could care less who won or lost, it was just giving me something to do.
We all know that women basketball is not as respected as it should be. No dunks, no fans. That's basically what it comes down to. But last night I had a great time, parcially because of the group of Puerto Rican high school kids sitting in front of me.
See, most people who go to the liberty games are not fans, they are just like me. But then we have the season ticket holders who are die hard fan of these Juwanna Men. Since no one really shows up to the games, I decided to just find my way right down to the front. So close to the game that I could see every time they picked their wedgies.
*SIDE NOTE* I couldn't help but wonder if those girls wear thongs or granny panties under those shorts *END NOTE*
So back to the kids in front of me. They were sitting on the floor, so into the game. All I heard all night was "LIBERTAD, Que Que!. Ok so you don't understand. Let me set it up for you. These kids hardly spoke English. Either that or they just chose to speak Spanish. So every time a beat dropped ( you know they play intro's to the songs at games) they would start dancing and chanting.
So 50 cents beat dropped, Candy Shop, and they all jump up and sing LIBERTAD, QUE QUE! LIBERTAD, Que Que. Next thing you know, by the second half our whole section was doing the chant. It spread like a wild fire. It went from " Damn I wish those stupid kids would sit down", "isn't it past their bed time", to LIBERTAD, Que Que. They even had me saying it. When the Ying Yang twins beat dropped for Wait everyone went crazy. Not because Juwanna was dunking but because the beat was hot.
So the liberty went on to win, yes... The Juwanna Men did it again. The stars gave them no real competition.
We all know that women basketball is not as respected as it should be. No dunks, no fans. That's basically what it comes down to. But last night I had a great time, parcially because of the group of Puerto Rican high school kids sitting in front of me.
See, most people who go to the liberty games are not fans, they are just like me. But then we have the season ticket holders who are die hard fan of these Juwanna Men. Since no one really shows up to the games, I decided to just find my way right down to the front. So close to the game that I could see every time they picked their wedgies.
*SIDE NOTE* I couldn't help but wonder if those girls wear thongs or granny panties under those shorts *END NOTE*
So back to the kids in front of me. They were sitting on the floor, so into the game. All I heard all night was "LIBERTAD, Que Que!. Ok so you don't understand. Let me set it up for you. These kids hardly spoke English. Either that or they just chose to speak Spanish. So every time a beat dropped ( you know they play intro's to the songs at games) they would start dancing and chanting.
So 50 cents beat dropped, Candy Shop, and they all jump up and sing LIBERTAD, QUE QUE! LIBERTAD, Que Que. Next thing you know, by the second half our whole section was doing the chant. It spread like a wild fire. It went from " Damn I wish those stupid kids would sit down", "isn't it past their bed time", to LIBERTAD, Que Que. They even had me saying it. When the Ying Yang twins beat dropped for Wait everyone went crazy. Not because Juwanna was dunking but because the beat was hot.
So the liberty went on to win, yes... The Juwanna Men did it again. The stars gave them no real competition.
LIBERTAD.... QUE QUE!
Friday, June 17, 2005
Diamonds are FOREVER!
Diamonds must be forever... I guess that's why most of you ladies out there never got one from your so called men/boyfriends. Lately, I've been running into a spree of friends who are pregnant for guys who have no intention of taking them out to dinner, much less, marrying them. Let me give you a story.
I have a friend, lets call her Jane. Jane is pregnant. She is having Johns baby. John Thomas Martin I is married and has a 2 month old baby. Johns baby's name is, well lets call him John Thomas Martin II. Do you see where I am going with this. His baby has the same exact name as he does. Getting back to Jane. Her baby is due in a few months and guess what she is naming her baby??? John Thomas Martin III.
Now for goodness sake, can someone please tell me why Jane is being so stupid. John will have 2 children with the same exact name. And guess what???? They live in the same f'in building.
When Johns wife found out that Jane was pregnant she was a little bit upset but not shocked. She also found out that Jane started dating her husband 1 month after they got married. Me, being the good friend that I wish I wasn't, am so tired of listening to this soap opera. I rather be listening to R Kelly's trapped in the closet at this point.
See Johns wife, that stupid bitch isn't going anywhere, because her diamond is forever. Her man isn't leaving her. But Jane thinks she is getting a ring. She was sooo wrong.
I have a friend, lets call her Jane. Jane is pregnant. She is having Johns baby. John Thomas Martin I is married and has a 2 month old baby. Johns baby's name is, well lets call him John Thomas Martin II. Do you see where I am going with this. His baby has the same exact name as he does. Getting back to Jane. Her baby is due in a few months and guess what she is naming her baby??? John Thomas Martin III.
Now for goodness sake, can someone please tell me why Jane is being so stupid. John will have 2 children with the same exact name. And guess what???? They live in the same f'in building.
When Johns wife found out that Jane was pregnant she was a little bit upset but not shocked. She also found out that Jane started dating her husband 1 month after they got married. Me, being the good friend that I wish I wasn't, am so tired of listening to this soap opera. I rather be listening to R Kelly's trapped in the closet at this point.
See Johns wife, that stupid bitch isn't going anywhere, because her diamond is forever. Her man isn't leaving her. But Jane thinks she is getting a ring. She was sooo wrong.
Monday, June 13, 2005
Summer Came Early
Summer Came Early And......................................
1. I am sick and tired of seeing the girls in Harlem rocking their camel toes.
2. Ghetto Parents have put up mini pools on the sidewalk for their fat children to splash in.
3. These damn Puerto Ricans still don't know how to act, especially at the PR parade.
4. I am tired of seeing girls on the train with powder all over their chest.
5. The Rasta's on flatbush still don't wear deodorant.
6. I am sick of these half ass fire escape bbq's.
7. My mom still doesn't have AC so I have to sleep naked.
8. I am disgusted by these 300 lbs parents picking up their children wearing backless club shirts.
9. I still don't have the one pack that I've been working all year for.
10. The personal trainers in bally's try to get with anything that walks.
11. The old men on the block have nothing better to do that drink red strip and 40's and watch me as I walk down the block.
12. These bastard children wont stop setting off firecrackers in the middle of the night until one of them gets their finger blown off.
13. Hot 97 has the most ignorant DJ's on the radio.
14. Skirts are getting shorter but the cottage cheese is in abundance.
15. In 15 minutes I hope Michael Jackson is found guilty
1. I am sick and tired of seeing the girls in Harlem rocking their camel toes.
2. Ghetto Parents have put up mini pools on the sidewalk for their fat children to splash in.
3. These damn Puerto Ricans still don't know how to act, especially at the PR parade.
4. I am tired of seeing girls on the train with powder all over their chest.
5. The Rasta's on flatbush still don't wear deodorant.
6. I am sick of these half ass fire escape bbq's.
7. My mom still doesn't have AC so I have to sleep naked.
8. I am disgusted by these 300 lbs parents picking up their children wearing backless club shirts.
9. I still don't have the one pack that I've been working all year for.
10. The personal trainers in bally's try to get with anything that walks.
11. The old men on the block have nothing better to do that drink red strip and 40's and watch me as I walk down the block.
12. These bastard children wont stop setting off firecrackers in the middle of the night until one of them gets their finger blown off.
13. Hot 97 has the most ignorant DJ's on the radio.
14. Skirts are getting shorter but the cottage cheese is in abundance.
15. In 15 minutes I hope Michael Jackson is found guilty
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
The Museum Mile
Yesterday, Tuesday June 7th was the 27th annual museum mile festival. Andrew and I decided to go out and get cultured. But before going out there, I had to stop by his job to "borrow some office supplies". You know what I mean. Most of us abuse our office supply privileges.
So... It's about that time for me to go out on my interviews so that I can have my first real full time job. So I went over to Andrews job and I printed out 15 copies of my resume on their nice resume paper. Then I talked to his co workers aka got my networking in. Then we headed over to Fifth Avenue to the museums.
Most New Yorkers have never even been to half of the attractions that the city has to offer. Being that everything was free, we decided to go to all of the museums on that mile. Our first stop was at the Guggenheim. The line was so long. Its funny how people come out when things are FREE. Next we went to the National Design Museum and. I must say that this was my favorite one. I loved the textiles that were on display there. Next there was the Jewish Museum, El Museo del Barrio, Museum of the City of New York, National Academy Museum and School of Fine Arts and of course the metropolitan Museum of Arts and many others.
If you have not yet had your chance to go out and see these wonderful displays then take a day off of work, or if you are unemployed like me, wake up early and just go. Tomorrow is promised to no one.
Big Up to Nikki for going out and getting cultured also. I ran into her on the way to the MOMA. Its funny, I could count the amount of black people I saw on my fingers and toes. OK, maybe there were a little more than that, but we need to take the time out to take advantage of the great exhibits.
So... It's about that time for me to go out on my interviews so that I can have my first real full time job. So I went over to Andrews job and I printed out 15 copies of my resume on their nice resume paper. Then I talked to his co workers aka got my networking in. Then we headed over to Fifth Avenue to the museums.
Most New Yorkers have never even been to half of the attractions that the city has to offer. Being that everything was free, we decided to go to all of the museums on that mile. Our first stop was at the Guggenheim. The line was so long. Its funny how people come out when things are FREE. Next we went to the National Design Museum and. I must say that this was my favorite one. I loved the textiles that were on display there. Next there was the Jewish Museum, El Museo del Barrio, Museum of the City of New York, National Academy Museum and School of Fine Arts and of course the metropolitan Museum of Arts and many others.
If you have not yet had your chance to go out and see these wonderful displays then take a day off of work, or if you are unemployed like me, wake up early and just go. Tomorrow is promised to no one.
Big Up to Nikki for going out and getting cultured also. I ran into her on the way to the MOMA. Its funny, I could count the amount of black people I saw on my fingers and toes. OK, maybe there were a little more than that, but we need to take the time out to take advantage of the great exhibits.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
NYC Blogger MeetUp
See, Dial up has me so frustrated that I forgot to tell you about the NYC Blogger Meetup, or should I call it "black people show up when ever you want, eat, and when the place is closing just chill and sit back in your seats like if the city is yours". LOL
See this meet up was very interesting. We were supposed to meet up at 9:30 pm. See if you are on CP time, that means 10:30pm. But for most, with the exception of 5 people, myself being one of them, the real get together didn't begin until maybe minutes to 12. Once again I tore up my food. I could not wait for the rest of them to get theirs. I was hungry. You, know, a 2 hr wait can do that to a person.
Xquizzyt1 showed up late like usual, I wasn't surprised, but I just figured out how she got left in DC. She spends way to much time in the bathroom.
All in all, everything ended up fine. Some people saw things they never saw before.. ex. organs being dragged out a restaurant and onto a truck, garbage on the side walk as opposed to being in an alleyway...(Kelvin seemed to be real surprised by that, what do you expect.. He didn't know any better being from Chi town.) But we will see, when I get to Chi town they might have some real weird things that might surprise me too.
Peace out!
Oh, and by the way, I now know the difference between country and southern thanks to Yolanda.
See this meet up was very interesting. We were supposed to meet up at 9:30 pm. See if you are on CP time, that means 10:30pm. But for most, with the exception of 5 people, myself being one of them, the real get together didn't begin until maybe minutes to 12. Once again I tore up my food. I could not wait for the rest of them to get theirs. I was hungry. You, know, a 2 hr wait can do that to a person.
Xquizzyt1 showed up late like usual, I wasn't surprised, but I just figured out how she got left in DC. She spends way to much time in the bathroom.
All in all, everything ended up fine. Some people saw things they never saw before.. ex. organs being dragged out a restaurant and onto a truck, garbage on the side walk as opposed to being in an alleyway...(Kelvin seemed to be real surprised by that, what do you expect.. He didn't know any better being from Chi town.) But we will see, when I get to Chi town they might have some real weird things that might surprise me too.
Peace out!
Oh, and by the way, I now know the difference between country and southern thanks to Yolanda.
Dial Up Blues
It is so hard to be a successful blogger when I am subjected to using dial up. So, I decided to move back to Brooklyn, but in this house there is no cable much less any good internet connection. Every chance I get to go online I try to do everything I have to do before the phone rings and I get cut off.
Urrrrggg..., :(
Being unemployed for 3 weeks is taking a toll on me. No income, no fun. How is a girl supposed to survive like this. Everything someone calls the house phone, I loose everything. So, if you have my house phone number, don't call between the hours of 12 am and 11:59 pm. I might be on the computer. OK!
Urrrrggg..., :(
Being unemployed for 3 weeks is taking a toll on me. No income, no fun. How is a girl supposed to survive like this. Everything someone calls the house phone, I loose everything. So, if you have my house phone number, don't call between the hours of 12 am and 11:59 pm. I might be on the computer. OK!
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