Friday, June 17, 2005

Diamonds are FOREVER!

Diamonds must be forever... I guess that's why most of you ladies out there never got one from your so called men/boyfriends. Lately, I've been running into a spree of friends who are pregnant for guys who have no intention of taking them out to dinner, much less, marrying them. Let me give you a story.

I have a friend, lets call her Jane. Jane is pregnant. She is having Johns baby. John Thomas Martin I is married and has a 2 month old baby. Johns baby's name is, well lets call him John Thomas Martin II. Do you see where I am going with this. His baby has the same exact name as he does. Getting back to Jane. Her baby is due in a few months and guess what she is naming her baby??? John Thomas Martin III.

Now for goodness sake, can someone please tell me why Jane is being so stupid. John will have 2 children with the same exact name. And guess what???? They live in the same f'in building.

When Johns wife found out that Jane was pregnant she was a little bit upset but not shocked. She also found out that Jane started dating her husband 1 month after they got married. Me, being the good friend that I wish I wasn't, am so tired of listening to this soap opera. I rather be listening to R Kelly's trapped in the closet at this point.

See Johns wife, that stupid bitch isn't going anywhere, because her diamond is forever. Her man isn't leaving her. But Jane thinks she is getting a ring. She was sooo wrong.

16 comments:

Zantiferous3 said...

Damn! That's some drama for your ass... YIKES!!! I can't get with the George Foreman approach to kid-naming. LOL

abbababba said...

John Thomas Martin III...Damn, the prestige...of being the OTHER son, wow...

Slow Metamorphosis said...

What is up with that for real! And can I tell you that I am SOOOOO mad that "jane" is naming her child the III...that is so not cute!

Kajuana said...

Wow!!! Can you please arrange for them all to go on Jerry Springer. WE can have some type of viewing party.

oh and...I got a story to tell. My stepfahter and one of his brothers has the same first name. Ya see, his mother remarried to a man who wanted a Junior. Just so happens that that Junior would have the same first name as my stepfather. Hee-hee. But damn, at least the mother was married to both men.

DaKelzz said...

That sounds like another R. Kelly song just waiting to be written..LOL

Hope she works that out...

nai' said...

There are far too many chicks in quite similar situations. I can't say that I know of many that go so far as to name their kids Jrs., II, and III when they know that they are just the other woman. But I guess you gotta do whatever you think is necessary to get said diamond to come on over to your place.

Cee

Kizzie Davis said...

Can you please tell me why women think that it's ok to be with another womans husband and WHY is she so close to home. WHY is she naming that child the III, and WHY did she ever think that man would leave his wife?!?!?! Why am I asking Why.. No one knows the damn answer!

sJea said...

you aren't trapped in r.kelly's closet...you are trapped in jane's closet...

Dee said...

saaad so sad!!! I have been on the other end!! My husband got a gurl pregnant and hid it from me for a year and a half....she knew he was married because she worked in personel....I left him eventuallly(notwhen she thought I would) but I left...Now she is left to raise the child ALONE!!

I will never understand why women decided to have kids by married men...it's been going on since the begining of time but I still don't get it!!!

muffin said...

OMG! that's crazy! *shaking head*

NapKaboom said...

That is some drama...Just imagine if the two boys live in the same place at 5 or 6 years old? "He's my brother."

"Well why did your mama give you the same name?"

"See what had happened was..."

Kajuana said...

Uh, yeah, see, uhm, I'm gonna need you to get off your duff and post...Hee-hee.

Sweetback said...

Clearly, any cat with three names and a suffix comes from old money. Jane is merely setting her son up to get a cut of the trust fund. II can't take all the money and leave III one the side AND broke. I'd say that was a pretty savvy move on her part.

E to the dwige said...

ha ha! That is too crazy. Gorl you killed me w/ the "baby for"... I never understood that..how can you have a baby for someone unless you're a serogante (cant spell) parent.

As for your girl..hmmm do you think they'd be willing to go on Springer? I haven't watched it in ages and I'll break my hiatus for them.

Anonymous said...

OMG, can we talk about eternal mental scarring here? Poor babies...what kind of future do they have with such f'ed up parents?

Serenity23 said...

Besides the foolishness of having a child with someone married in your building, and then giving the child the same name, can she at least move to another damn building? That wife needs to whip both of their asses for disrespecting her like that.