Summer Came Early And......................................
1. I am sick and tired of seeing the girls in Harlem rocking their camel toes.
2. Ghetto Parents have put up mini pools on the sidewalk for their fat children to splash in.
3. These damn Puerto Ricans still don't know how to act, especially at the PR parade.
4. I am tired of seeing girls on the train with powder all over their chest.
5. The Rasta's on flatbush still don't wear deodorant.
6. I am sick of these half ass fire escape bbq's.
7. My mom still doesn't have AC so I have to sleep naked.
8. I am disgusted by these 300 lbs parents picking up their children wearing backless club shirts.
9. I still don't have the one pack that I've been working all year for.
10. The personal trainers in bally's try to get with anything that walks.
11. The old men on the block have nothing better to do that drink red strip and 40's and watch me as I walk down the block.
12. These bastard children wont stop setting off firecrackers in the middle of the night until one of them gets their finger blown off.
13. Hot 97 has the most ignorant DJ's on the radio.
14. Skirts are getting shorter but the cottage cheese is in abundance.
15. In 15 minutes I hope Michael Jackson is found guilty